UNKNOWN
CAT
IDENTIFYING SUBJECT
$UCAT PRICE— MCAP— 24H— CURVE— HOLDERS— Buy
who is he?
nobody knows…
but he's real.

UnknownCat

$UCAT

A cat with no papers, no wallet history anyone can read, and a bag he refuses to take off. Solana's least identifiable resident.

CA —
Buy $UCAT Chart Make a poster
no id — no name — just $ucat

The wire

Straight off the chain. Nothing on this page is typed in by hand, and nothing shows a number until there is a real one to show.

MARKET CAP — not live yet
5M— 1H— 6H— 24H—
BONDING CURVE—
Progress to graduation shows here the moment the coin is trading.
Market cap, sampled while this page stays open.
PRICE
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24H VOLUME
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LIQUIDITY
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SESSION HIGH
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since you opened this page
HOLDERS
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needs an RPC key
24H BUYS / SELLS
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Not live yet. Everything here fills in the moment a contract address is set and the coin is trading.

Who is he?

Everything currently known about the subject, which is close to nothing. Grab the bag and turn it over. There's nothing on the back either.

DRAG TO TURN IT

The bag stays on

Nobody has seen under it. Three separate holders claim they have. All three descriptions contradict each other, and one of them described a dog.

No documents

No ID, no passport, no LinkedIn. The only record of his existence is a contract address and a group chat that will not calm down.

He is, however, real

Confirmed by the fact that he keeps showing up. On walls. In replies. Once, allegedly, in the back of somebody's Uber.

Street wall covered in Unknown Cat posters and marker notes UNIDENTIFIED

Identity check

We fed his photo through everything we had. Drag your cursor across him while it works — it doesn't help, but it's satisfying.

STANDING BY
0 POINTS SAMPLED
No match found
It will say the same thing.

Suspect lineup

Three images. Same cat. Still no idea.

EXHIBIT A High contrast photocopy of the bagged cat
Photocopied at a corner shopRecovered from a lamppost. Someone had already drawn a crown on it.
EXHIBIT B Desaturated mugshot style portrait of the bagged cat
Booking photoHe held the pose for forty minutes. Nobody asked him to.
EXHIBIT C Grainy low light surveillance still of the bagged cat
Camera 04, 03:12Entered the frame. Sat down. Left. The footage after this is missing.

He's on
every wall

KEEP SCROLLING

Take it off

Nobody has managed it yet, but everyone tries. Drag the bag upward.

BAGS REMOVED
0
DRAG UP
There is a cat under there somewhere.

He's not the only one

You were never looking for one cat. Move your cursor across the room — they all know where it is.

HEADS COUNTED0
MOVE YOUR CURSOR · CLICK TO GET THEIR ATTENTION

Stay unknown

Keep him out of the searchlights. Every second nobody identifies him is points, and the $UCAT on the floor is always lying somewhere inconvenient.

SCORE0
BEST0
EXPOSURE
SPARE BAG — 3s HIDDEN
Stay unknown

Move him with your cursor, or WASD. Stay out of the light, grab the $UCAT, and don't let the exposure bar fill.

The getaway

Somebody on this block recognised the bag. Keep him moving — over the bins, under the cameras, never standing in a pool of light. The $UCAT on the floor is worth picking up on the way out.

METRES0
$UCAT0
BEST0
SPARE BAGS
SPACE jump · twice to double jump · DOWN slide — on a phone, tap the top half, hold the bottom half
The getaway

Jump the junk. Slide under the cameras. Do not stand in a searchlight. Every close call costs you a spare bag, and he only carries so many.

Make your own

Put your own words on the bag, then post it. This is the whole marketing department.

The mask came first

$UCAT did not invent hiding your face. It just did it worse, on a budget.

THE ONE THAT STARTED IT

Anonymous Cat

  • Bought a mask
  • Kept his identity, lost his face
  • Made anonymity a whole aesthetic on Solana
  • Genuinely deserves the credit
THE ONE THAT COPIED HIS HOMEWORK

Unknown Cat

  • Could not afford a mask
  • Found a paper bag on the counter
  • Cut two holes, added sunglasses, called it a look
  • Somehow it worked

Said plainly: $UCAT is a tribute, not a sequel. Different cat, different bag, different people. No shared team, no shared wallet, no affiliation with or endorsement from $ZCAT or anyone behind it. If you are buying this because you think it is the same project, close the tab. The joke only works if you're in on it.

Case file — $UCAT

SUBJECT UNCOOPERATIVE
SUPPLY
0
One billion. Fixed. Nobody is minting more.
TAX
0 / 0
Buy and sell freely. There's nothing to skim.
LIQUIDITY
Burned
LP tokens destroyed. The pool cannot be pulled.
MINT AUTHORITY
Revoked
Contract is frozen. Verify it yourself on-chain.

How to get one

Four steps. You will not be asked for ID, which he'd appreciate.

STEP 01

Get a wallet

Phantom or Solflare. Install it, write the seed phrase on paper, never type it anywhere again.

STEP 02

Fund it with SOL

Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet address. Leave a little spare for fees.

STEP 03

Swap for $UCAT

Open Jupiter or Raydium, paste the contract address from the top of this page, and confirm the swap.

STEP 04

Say nothing

He wouldn't. That's the entire personality.

CONTRACT COPIED